The day is finally among us.The day that all horror fans dream of.
Yes, I’m talking about Z-Poc. The day where almost all of Earths
population is turned into ravenous brain munching zombies who want
nothing more than to turn your internal organs into lunch.Ok, it’s too
good to be true. Z-poc isn’t among us.(Yet) So use that dark, terrifying
abyss you call your mind and imagine it is for a moment.(I know you do
it all the time anyways) Imagine the world around you is being
mercilessly consumed by the living dead. As the people around you are
being eaten alive, you carelessly sit back and laugh and point at all of
the fools who haven’t been watching zombie films(training videos as us
horror fans call them) for the last twenty years like you have.Your obsessive studying has finally paid off. You know exactly what to do in this situation, so will have no problems surviving Z-Poc. Thanks to your years of “training”, you will coast through Z-Poc like it’s a walk in the park. That and the fact that you have seven extremely badass movie characters helping you out along the way will make surviving Z-Poc as easy as beating the first level of the original Mario Brothers. And if you don’t know what I’m talking about you need to crawl the fuck out from under the rock you’ve been living under for the last twenty eight years and go play Mario.
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