Among things your seventh grader won’t learn in civics this year: The Pentagon has a plan in case of a Zombie Apocalypse.
They really do. This matters to you because last month, an online article ranked Mississippi the second-least prepared place in the country for a Zombie Apocalypse. The same article did not discuss that with Mississippi’s consistently-low educational rankings, the quality of the brains might not be up to par for the food-snobbier zombies.
On Tuesday, Foreign Policy Magazine published an article exposing the fact that the Department of Defense has a response for “counter-zombie dominance” if zombies attacked and the military had to combat them in order to “preserve the sanctity of human life” among all the “non-zombie humans.”
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