Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Emergency Response in Event of Zombie Apocalypse

Zombie 

Wait, so you’re telling me World War Z’s zombie outbreak actually happened? According to several messages from local Emergency Alert Systems, it did.

In an afternoon broadcast of the Steve Wilkos talk show on KRTV in Montana, a loud buzzer sounded and a banner ran across the screen as an announcer read the words.

“Civil authorities in your area have reported that the bodies of the dead are rising from their graves and attacking the living,” the emergency broadcast announcer stated. “Follow the messages on-screen that will be updated as information becomes available. Do not attempt to approach or apprehend these bodies, as they are extremely dangerous.”

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